A day late but heavy on the teenage sarcasm

I saw this on Mer and the Carpool Queen's blogs yesterday and finally got my son to answer the questions. Please keep in mind he is officially a teenager now.

1. What is something your mom always says to you?
Did you get your homework done?

2. What makes your mom happy?
When I don’t get a terrible grade.

3. What makes your mom sad?
When I skip my homework.(Can you tell yet that we are having homework/grade issues?)

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By doing something stupid. (Gee...thanks)

5. What was your mom like as a child?
I don’t know.

6. How old is your mom?

7. How tall is your mom?
5’5 ½” (He missed it by an inch. I'm actually 5'4 1/2"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
I don’t know.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Sit on the recliner, watch tv and eat. (Sadly, he isn't too far off)

10.If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
You look like someone that would be in a Swiffer commercial. (???)

11. What is your mom really good at?
I don’t know (Obviously haven't been impressing him much)

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Singing (Ha! This is no secret!)

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Accountant…bookkeeper is the official title.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Italian (Actually, my fave would be Mexican but I do like Italian.)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
I don’t know, I’ve never really thought about all of this. (Again with the not impressing him.)

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Daisy Duck (Huh?)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Scouts, Homework, Monopoly, I don’t know… (How about practically everything?)

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We’re pretty much the same in every way, that’s why we’re always fighting right? (Sad but true)

19. How are you and your mom different?
Different hair color and you’re old. (Over 24 hours in labor & a c-sec for this?!?)

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
You say it every day. (And I always will)

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
I don’t know. What DO you like about dad? (Hmmm...maybe need to work on that Proverbs 31 thing a bit more.)

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Nashville (Not a bad choice.)


Lisa said...

Whoa Mary -- what a year you are having. I just caught up on your blog. I am so happy for you that your job continues and that the changes were not as big or severe as they could have been. God Bless you, you mother of a teenager. I am not looking forward to those days. You continue to be in my prayers.

Carpoolqueen said...

"24 hours of labor and a c-section for this?" Ha!

Reminds me of what my husband promised me when I was going through the drama of delivering the kids..."They will NEVER back talk you after this!"

They seem to have missed that memo.

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

Cute! It's so revealing isn't it?

How did your meeting go???

Amber said...

I love these interviews so much. So revealing, huh? I'm scared to interview my kids....no telling what they'd say!